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Love Shak

GORDON’S A LIAR!!!

“I’m Going Back, Baby!” says incorrect man.

Ings “like new signing” claim Sullivan and Steidten

LucasAid

Hudson O’D’oh

Toby Jones to star in ‘Mr. Moyes vs the PGMOB'

Season’s Beatings

The Defence Rests (Fulham score.)

Soucek Goal Celebration “Nuanced”, Claims Small Child

Hammers “down to bare bones” claims delighted Moyes

Kajagoogooner

Ings Can Only Get Better

West Ham late equaliser “Gutting” says referee

Ricardo Vaz Te: 01/10/86 - “Stay In School.”

Sky Diver

Soucek for Soucek sub “Maximum Moyes,” claim experts.

Gale Force 10

Ooooh, Betty

JWP Selects Right Club - Come On You Putters

ForfaNo Deal Falls Through

Cheats on Toast: FIO 1 - 2 WHU

Dicks’s Name Goes in Book. Again

Early Czech-In time for the Final

Dutch Courage

De Gea Vs Earth's Surface

Moyes's Rotation “Less Detectable Than Earths” Say Scientists

Choker’s Gunner Choke

David Moyes - Accept No Substitute

Devin Intervention

Seagulls Nicked My Chips

Notts So Shabby

"Winning Is What I Do" Says Next Former Manager

Next Week - Paqueta Tries The Asymmetric Bars!

Frankly My Dear, We Didn’t Give a Damn

Last Roll of the Dyche

Benni Happy Returns

Board to Sack Moyes and Bring in Survival Expert, Bavid Joyes

Bonus - Never Write off Danny Murphy

Bonus - World Cup Whistleblowers Daily - December 8th 2022

Antonio No Not Again

Hen’s Teeth ‘Rarer than West Ham Goals’ Says Expert

Doing a Nolan

Drewery Madly Deeply

Scamaccattack!

‘West Ham are Passive… Everywhere We Go’

Édouard Pretendy

Danish Pasting

The Magnificent 7

They Think it’s all Overton

European City Break Enhanced By Satisfactory Football Result

The Marks’ Brothers in - Cup Soup

Rulers of Everton, Kings of Lyon?

Tony Carr - Master of the Academy

The Thrilla V Sevilla

Go Yarmo Go

Souček Keeps Wolves From the Door

Can I Kick It? No You Can’t

Window Latest - Is it Curtains for West Ham?

West Ham Season “Over,” Says Lifetime Fan

Manu From Heaven

Declan Who? Watford Triumph Dissected

Sudden Drop in Mass Detected at East London Football Club

Succession - The New Series

Official - Masuaku More Massive than Lukaku

Rapid Recovery?

Fantasy Football - Klopp Match-Analysis Analysed by Top Analysts

Portrait of Cresswell Found in Local Attic

Top Dec

Alex Kral - Attack Of The Clones

Lost In Translation

Spot of Bother

Wrestlemania - Antonio Sees Red

Fine Wines, Good Entertainment, and a Fight

Prem Title "West Ham's To Lose” Says Spokes-Idiot

Molto Benny

Four Keepers and a Striker

Never Write Off The English

TRAILER: Never Write Off The Germans - EURO2020

You Sixthy Thing

Run-In Scared

Can’t Score For Toffees

Manu’s Jewell Role

Fabian Balbuena’s Time Travelling Leg

Sean Bean And Gone

Kinda Lingerz

Dances Through Wolves

We’ll Score Four More Than You

F***k Your Soft Spot..

Top Knot-ch! Hammers In Man Bun Massacre

Soul-čheck Says Do The Latte Lunge

Band On A Run

Stop The Steel

2 Games 2 Far

The North Bank Show

The Joy Of Six

TIT-Goal!!

Say Haller Wave Goodbye

Lanzini's Big Hootemanny

‘Ammers On Prime

Frankly My Dear, We Don’t Give a Damn.

Unveiled - World’s First Self Tackling Footballer

West Ham Take The Fifth

Blades Trump Hammers In Shock Recount

Don’t Lookman Now

Spooky Hallereen Special

David Moyes - Accept No Substitute

Manny Happy Returns

Bouncing Czechs

Raised By Wolves

Diang-gonner

A Words From Fabian

Board To Distraction

For The Love Of Mike

Come On All Metals

Felipe-Flops

Empty Stadium “Still Noisier Than Emirates" Say Audiologists

For England and for Harry!

The Delaney Beating

Masuaku’s Lockdown Meltdown

6 Hour Eamonn Dolan Tribute

Stay Home If You Love Paul Ince

Nicky Maynard - West Ham Legend

Blood Brothers

Chelsea 0 - WHU 4 The Skype’s The Limit

Football? We Wash Our Hands Of It

From Coronas to Rabonas

Arthur Masuaku - Footballer Or Concept?

Pier Pressure

Let’s Get Relegation Done!

VAR From The Maddened Crowd

The Future Is Orange?

Season’s Beatings

Can I Speak To The Manager?

Psycho Logical

Roberto To Football - “Live Your Life; I Won’t Stand In Your Way.”

26 Games To Save Our Season

Newcastle Browned Off

You Don’t Know Jack; But We Do

James Collins Special Mini Show

F*ckingham Palace

Ginger Pelé

Oh No Roberto

Go Fifth and Multiply

ExWHUemployee, Akabusi, & Haller-lujah!

Mark Noble - He Bleeds Ham

Brighton Rocky

VAR She Blows

Carroll Signs! (Own Cast)

El Paraguay Guy

Thrust In Motion - Antonio’s Celebrations Decoded

Take Your Whistle and F**k Off

Edin Hazard Don’t Sign Džeko!!!

Pellardyce - Hammers Go Long Ball

Rolls Rice

Billy Bites Your Bum

Hammer and Nail Salon

Uppity Clipperty Klopp

Yah Mo Be There

All Hands on Dec

Introducing Woke Sullivan

Staying Up With The Decorations

Chariot of the Snods

Arthur Masuaku 2 - On The Rocks

City Win Inevitable, Say Experts

...And We Don’t Care. Alvin Martin Part 2

Alvin Martin: He’s Got No Hair

Farewell to Yarms

Rice Makes Pudding of Mourinho

Whelans: Conduit to the Gods, Says Whelans

Dirty Sanchez

Hair Imagery Discussed in Modern Football

What would Elon do?

When The Fun Stops, Start

Sullivan Out Says Moyes

This Means Warnock

Carroll Heads Home Twice in 4-1 Defeat

My Hart Will Go On… Letting Goals In

Pea Shooter

Bungalow For Sale

Blood And Popcorn

1-2 Home Win Predicts Geographically Challenged Man

#WhoopieDoopieTime

Brush With Disaster

David Moyes' Claret and Blue Arny

Fiery Mayhem

Rob Phils In

Injury Lawyers 4 U

C'mon Phil The Moyes

Amoyesing Groyce

All Hail The Moyes'iah

Moyes in the black stuff

Moyes Я Us

Moyes Keeps Swinging

Moyes The Pity

Ayew 'Avin A Laugh?

Golden Showers, Golden Memories

Rice Hatrick Saves Bilic's Job, Imagines Man

Hart’s Not In It

A.C/Dicey

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