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Accidental Deadline Partey

It’s What I’ve Always Done

Let’s Be Patronising

Not All Or Nothing

Season Preview In A Bubble


What Is Josh’s Percentage?

Winterburn’s Final Fifteen

Here’s Ten Million, Now Please Go Away

Boyd Or Nothing

Alex Brooker’s Overreaction

Mattéo Is A Lucky Boy

48 Hours To Go


Perry Groves And His 1989 Shorts

Damon - The New Sidekick?

He Hasn’t Got Great Legs

Waiting For The Blue Ticks

Alex Brooker In His Bedroom

Walking In A Baldwin Wonderland

Ben Winston Is Back

Luke Kempner Tiger King

Social Distancing With Dermot O’Leary

Self Isolation With Mark Pougatch

The Amazing Stat

Not The New Jeffers

No Time For Knitting


Tatts On The Beach

I Think I Want a Mari Too

Dot and Ethel Special

World Beater/Paddle Beater

Hipsters Are Back

The Charisma Factor

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Arteta


All Out For Allegri

Emery Out Or Emery Out Out


No Way José

Just A Routine Comms Check

Let’s Discuss The Catering

Is It A Sad, Sad Situation?

Drunk Old Trafford History

Entitled Defending

Boyd Xhaka

Book Your Flights to Gdańsk

Spotted on Llandudno Pier

Willock’s Tackle

Fairly Dynamic

How Do You Pronounce Upamecano?

Bakuna Matata

Baku In The Big Time?

Josh’s Arsene Wenger Mask

The Physio Doesn’t Do Tactics!

More Petit Songs

Sweet Caroline Kills The Mood

Creative Jacket Throwing

Sip Sip Sip

No Look Pen

Derby Day Encroachment

The Bath in The Kitchen

I’ll Take It Into Consideration

Almost Over the Break

Free Latte, But No Cup Party

Do We Care About Svexit?

Post Bercow Lull

Bercow’s House

Careful What You Wish For

Young Player With Curly Hair

Throttle That Cat

Batteries Not Included

Ozil And The Lost Boy

Fish Suppers and Leonard Bernstein

In The Park With Monreal

He's Only 5ft6

The Going Forwards Narrative

Sea Kelp And Emeryball

Hey Leno

Away We Go

Still Ill

Rehab for Wenger-isation

Reality Check

Ivan The Dastardly

Lobbed Seaman From 35 Yards

Never Write Off The Canadians

Never Write Off The Kung Fu Dentist

It's All A Fix

Never Write Off Fat Ronaldo

Whistleblowers Road to Russia



Finishing With One Single Word

Mass Zip Fiddle

Merci Arsene

In Wenger We Trusted Special

Yummy Mummy's and Rose

Late Night in Moscow

No Glasses In Stoke

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