Footballistically Arsenal Archive

If We Win By Nine, We’ll Be 8th

Joan Collins Slips Up

Was Tomi on The Toilet?

Who The Falk Knows?

Tierney’s Black Pants

Hector and The Hybrid

Technical Hitch

Xhaka’s Highlights Reel

Snappy Saka Snaps

Never Write Off Die Mannschaft!

Never Write Off William Pitt The Younger

Eighth Place Table Service

Dreaming Of A Europa Conference League Wonderland

We Can Still Do The Double

Name Dropping The Super League

Will Arsenal Podium?

Keir We Go

We’ll Still Go For Dinner

Willian Nillian

Good Sleep In Baku

The Interim Assessment

The Late Late Show With PEA

Tinsel In Guendouzi’s Hair

Multiple Sliding Doors Moments

Mildly Disgruntled

Giving Our Tenth Cents

The 10th Placed Six Pointer


Saka’s Cleaning Up

Emilia Smith Rowe

The Willian On My Shirt? No Way!

ESR Our Saviour

Dizzy Heights Of 13th

Slipping Through His Fingers

Sleepless Night

We Need To Talk About Hector’s Throw Ins

Downward Spiral?


Martinelli To The Rescue

The Only Poll That Counts

Two Bruces

Not Pay-Per-View

Accidental Deadline Partey

It’s What I’ve Always Done

Let’s Be Patronising

Not All Or Nothing

Season Preview In A Bubble


What Is Josh’s Percentage?

Winterburn’s Final Fifteen

Here’s Ten Million, Now Please Go Away

Boyd Or Nothing

Alex Brooker’s Overreaction

Mattéo Is A Lucky Boy

48 Hours To Go


Perry Groves And His 1989 Shorts

Damon - The New Sidekick?

He Hasn’t Got Great Legs

Waiting For The Blue Ticks

Alex Brooker In His Bedroom

Walking In A Baldwin Wonderland

Ben Winston Is Back

Luke Kempner Tiger King

Social Distancing With Dermot O’Leary

Self Isolation With Mark Pougatch

The Amazing Stat

Not The New Jeffers

No Time For Knitting


Tatts On The Beach

I Think I Want a Mari Too

Dot and Ethel Special

World Beater/Paddle Beater

Hipsters Are Back

The Charisma Factor

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Arteta


All Out For Allegri

Emery Out Or Emery Out Out


No Way José

Just A Routine Comms Check

Let’s Discuss The Catering

Is It A Sad, Sad Situation?

Drunk Old Trafford History

Entitled Defending

Boyd Xhaka

Book Your Flights to Gdańsk

Spotted on Llandudno Pier

Willock’s Tackle

Fairly Dynamic

How Do You Pronounce Upamecano?

Bakuna Matata

Baku In The Big Time?

Josh’s Arsene Wenger Mask

The Physio Doesn’t Do Tactics!

More Petit Songs

Sweet Caroline Kills The Mood

Creative Jacket Throwing

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